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Germs Beware!

This is my podcast. I need it kid friendly in Comedy Plot style. Needs to be 5 minutes or less with fun voices. Why Germs Love to Hide on Hands and Toys Speaker 1 Have you ever wondered why your hands feel itchy after you’ve been playing outside or touching lots of toys? Turns out, germs like our friend Germy absolutely love hiding out on hands and toys. Speaker 2 It’s kind of wild when you think about it! I always imagine Germy sneaking around, just waiting for someone to forget to wash up. Sometimes, after building with blocks or playing tag, my hands feel… well, almost tingly, like I can sense those tiny invaders. Speaker 1 That’s such a funny way to picture it! And you’re spot on—germs can actually stick to our skin and even hitch a ride up our noses or onto our snacks. But there’s a secret weapon we all have, right? Speaker 2 Oh, for sure! Soap and water is like kryptonite for Germy. When I scrub my hands—fronts, backs, and between every finger—it feels like I’m washing away an army. It’s especially fun if you make it into a little song or challenge! Speaker 1 I love that idea—a handwashing song makes the whole thing more fun. Plus, it helps you scrub for long enough to really send Germy packing. Speaking of superpowers, did you know eating healthy foods can help too? 01:04 Eating for Strength: How Food Fights Germs Speaker 2 I do! It’s kind of amazing how biting into an apple or crunching on carrots actually helps your body build a shield against germs. Sometimes I pretend each bite is giving me extra energy to outsmart Germy. Speaker 1 That’s a cool way to look at it! And don’t forget breakfast—starting the day with eggs or cereal can power you up, almost like charging your batteries so you’re ready to run, play, and keep those sneaky germs at bay. Speaker 2 Exactly! Even Germy can’t handle a strong, healthy body. But here’s something funny—I used to think that if I just stayed up late, I could keep playing and skip sleep. Turns out, that’s not such a great idea for fighting germs. Speaker 1 Oh, totally! Sleep is like a secret superhero move. Your body does its best germ-fighting work while you’re cozy under the covers. Ever feel stronger after a good night’s sleep? 01:51 Super Sleep and Sneaky Germ Escapes Speaker 2 All the time! Sometimes I wake up and just feel ready for anything. It’s kind of like my body used the night to build up an invisible shield. But even with all that, sneezes and coughs can still give Germy a chance to escape, right? Speaker 1 That’s exactly it. Whenever you sneeze or cough, covering up with your elbow or a tissue keeps Germy from jumping onto your friends. Honestly, it’s like setting a trap so germs can’t get away. Speaker 2 I always try to remember that, especially in school. And if all else fails, I love adding a little Germ-Kicking Dance just to make sure Germy stays far away. It’s fun—and it totally sends germs running! Speaker 1 Now that’s the spirit! With handwashing, healthy eating, good sleep, and a few dance moves, we’ve got the ultimate germ-fighting team. Kids everywhere—keep using those superpowers, and Germy won’t stand a chance!

21 week ago
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90 Day Reality Check

Welcome to 90 Day Reality Check! Your weekly deep dive into the wild, wonderful, and often bewildering world of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way. We're here to unpack every red flag, every romantic gesture, and every jaw-dropping decision as our favorite (and sometimes most questionable) couples navigate love, culture shock, and international drama. Join us for honest takes, hilarious commentary, and a much-needed reality check on the journey to "I do" abroad. Subscribe now and never miss an episode!

32 weeks ago
“The Pain and the Glory of Sunday Football”

“Welcome back to Mad Fans, the podcast where being a football fan feels less like a hobby and more like a toxic relationship. Sunday just gave us another round of heartbreak, headaches, and maybe a little hope — if your team actually showed up. Let’s get into it.”

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Banane volanti

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Respectfully... Nah

Amara and Mina debate old-school social norms, gender roles, and etiquette using real-world examples. We're asking the real questions: Did old heads actually have it figured out or were they just wingin’ it with vibes?

21 month ago
American history

American history starting from 1700s and ending in 1914. funny and witty

21 month ago
Dosti ki awaaz

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22 months ago
HUHU Poddy

2 Freunde, die sich selbst als Huhn und Hund sehen, sprechen über ihre Woche und verziehen auf lustige Weise den Kontakt mit Witz und Sarkasmus.

82 months ago
the Talk 2 Q Show!

A show where adults can get together and rant about trending societal topics.

32 months ago
The Misfit Saints

AN expastor Declan and an old dysfunctional AI robot bought off of ebay discuss important stuff about the church, religion and god

22 months ago
The MoonCheese & Lies

The Moon Cheese & Lies is a conspiracy comedy podcast for those who question everything — especially reality, gravity, and government-issued pigeons. Hosted by an unhinged, cheese-fueled truth-seeker broadcasting from an undisclosed lunar Taco Bell, this show dives into the most absurd "what ifs" the universe never asked for. Are squirrels really spies? Is IKEA a portal system? Does your microwave know too much? Each episode melts facts, fiction, and full-blown nonsense into a smooth fondue of laughter, paranoia, and cosmic curiosity. Strap on your foil sombrero and tune in for stories that stretch your mind and your tolerance for dairy. Warning: May cause spontaneous side-eye at ducks.

32 months ago
Pawlitics & Purrception

🎙️ Pawlitics & Purrception Hosted by Snooze & Spooky The world’s first feline-run podcast that dares to speak truth to paw-er. Join Snooze, the nap-loving philosopher, and Spooky, the calico chaos agent, as they dive into hard-hitting topics like snack conspiracies, laser pointer manipulation, belly rub betrayal, and unauthorized window closures. With fake ads, listener mail, and wildly unverified claims, Pawlitics & Purrception is the investigative catcast you didn’t know you needed.

33 months ago
Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill are best friends and they talk about everything that is crazy in the world.

184 months ago
Escrow & Espresso

A real estate podcast with a shot of humor (and caffeine). Escrow & Espresso is hosted by The Paolucci Group’s savvy agent & fast-talking, coffee-fueled co-host. Each week, they serve up national housing news, market trends, & real estate horror stories. Whether you're house-hunting or just Zillow-scrolling at midnight (we see you). Expect sharp insights, hot takes. & plenty of laughs. It’s the only place where you’ll hear about mortgage rates, sports, & celebrity real estate-all in one episode

24 months ago
Wrong Wired

This isn’t your therapist’s podcast. Wired Wrong is where unfiltered truth meets emotional chaos—hosted by Theresa Alfonzo, Navy veteran, ADHD/RSD expert, and lifelong survivor of emotional system failure. Each episode blends storytelling, psychology, dark humor, and raw perspective—on mental health topics. No fluff. No filters. No “just breathe” bullshit. Just real talk from someone who’s been there—and isn’t afraid to say what everyone else won’t.

34 months ago
Trump This!

Commentary on current news generated by the Trump Administration - delivered in a somewhat sarcastic fashion.

25 months ago
fireman sam bonfire night 2025

Fireman Sam is an animated comedy children's television series about a fireman called Sam, his fellow firefighters, and other townspeople in the fictional Welsh rural town of Pontypandy. Fireman Sam is the Hero Next Door where he helps with fighting fires, manning the lifeboat, helping the mountain rescue, or joining up with the emergency medical services. Even when Sam has no official role in the rescue, he is always there to help!

25 months ago
This is a test.

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The rizzler's women apocalypse

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BudBrain: The Podcast that Nails the Stoner Vibe

This is the show your bong-water-stained notebook wishes it could be. No suits. No scientists. Just the unfiltered, occasionally coherent cannabis content you actually want—like if your most opinionated smoking bud had a microphone and zero impulse control. **What to Expect (When You're Not Expecting Much):** - **Strain Reviews That Sound Like Drunk Texts to Your Dealer** - **Highdeas So Stupid They Circle Back to Profound** - **Debates That Matter (To Exactly No One But Us Buds)**

25 months ago
Damaged Goods

Damaged Goods is the podcast where best mates Ellie and Jack unpack life’s chaos — from wild stories and weird questions to the stuff no one else talks about. Unfiltered, funny, and totally random, it’s like hanging out with your quirkiest friends who overthink everything and laugh at all the wrong moments. New episodes weekly.

26 months ago
Cents of Humor with Mr Money

Welcome to Cents of Humor, the podcast that proves money doesn’t have to be boring! Join our hosts as they bring laughter and levity to the world of personal finance, tackling topics like budgeting, saving, investing, and more—all with a comedic twist. Whether you’re drowning in debt or just trying to figure out what a 401(k) is, this show delivers practical financial advice wrapped in humor that’ll keep you entertained while you learn.

106 months ago
PodFutrica de Ibicó

No PodFutrica, Quirino de Tonha pega aquela conversa de bar, os causos de família e os bastidores das histórias mais inusitadas e transforma tudo em um bate-papo cheio de humor e descontração. Entre verdades, exageros e muita imaginação, exploramos o lado curioso e divertido das futricas da vida! Seja para dar risada, se identificar ou só passar o tempo, aqui ninguém leva nada a sério… ou será que leva? 👀

26 months ago
Little, Yellow, Different

Select blog entries of Little, Yellow, Different, "spoken" by Ernie. Or at least, Ernie's AI Voice Clone.

26 months ago

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